Stuff Jews Don't Do

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I m Jewish and do half stuff you claim Jews don’t do

I eat at Cracker Barrel I love it in fact I data mcdonalds breakfast sometimes my Jewish mom wears Tom whatever etc please stop u don’t speak for everyone

Mar 2

Eat Ambrosia Salad

WHAT is that stuff?

Eat at Cracker Barrel

We have a very different kind of “Old Country”

Own RVs

Jews can not travel this close to each other.

Visit the Colonial South

We have no place there.

Wear pastels

That sweater reeks of Easter.

Eat bagels from places like Tim Hortons

Those things are really just more like bread products.

Wear Tommy Hilfiger

We heard some rumor that he was anti-Semitic once and since then it’s been Ralph Lauren only.

Have a “goth” phase

When this phase occurs we are usually too busy learning our Torah portions. 

Drink glasses of milk

Ew.